19 November 2013
A “real man”:
- Defends his honour with his fist.
- Never cries.
- “Mans up”.
- Makes jokes about his “ball and chain”.
- Oggles attractive women, wherever possible.
- Shouts as communication.
- Hides his emotions.
- Cares about “number one”.
- Enjoys beer, the more the better.
- Can fix anything, or he’s a failure.
- Is always in control.
- Encourages friends to have another beer.
- Never lets a friend leave a party early.
- Makes fun of people wherever possible.
- Favours trouble over peace.
- Loves watching sport more than anything.
- Drives a fast car.
- Earns more than his wife.
- Always wins.
- Is as strong as an ox.
- Feels bad about failing at any of the above.
Fuck that. I’m done with it.